census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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