whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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