I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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