He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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