Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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