I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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