glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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