I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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