Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Sorry about my life...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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