I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You coming home soon, man?
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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