i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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