haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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