question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I need to stop coming to work sober
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.