She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him