who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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