im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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