# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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