I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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