Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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