he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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