Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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