i just had sex bonerless
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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