I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The feeling are messing with the penis
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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