i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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