I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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