it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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