What a fucking waste of an outfit
Four minutes until I can fart!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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