The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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