Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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