Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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