She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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