Can Purell be used as lube?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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