I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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