Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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