No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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