I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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