Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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