I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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