You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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