i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Even my vagina gasped.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Drake has all the answers
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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