Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So many bounce houses so little time
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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