So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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