i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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