its not stalking. its research.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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