So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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