why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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