that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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