youre lurking in front of me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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