You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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