shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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