question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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