There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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