All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize