Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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