I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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