Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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